Sunday, March 25, 2012

April Fools’ Wisdom
for the Teachers’ Lounge

Let us be thankful for the fools.  But for them the rest of us could not succeed.  Mark Twain

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.  Will Rogers

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.   Bruce Lee

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.  Douglas Adams

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.  Edgar Allan Poe

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.  Women reach theirs at thirty-five.  Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?  Rita Rudner

Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"  Author Unknown

A man always blames the woman who fools him in the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. Henry Louis Mencken

A word to the wise isn’t necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.   Bill Cosby

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